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We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Professor, make a woman out of me. Theyre like sex, except I'm having them!

1. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
2. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
3. So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?

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We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Professor, make a woman out of me. Theyre like sex, except I'm having them!

1. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
2. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
3. So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?

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Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Shut up and get to the point!

• Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!
• Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?
• Soon enough.

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No argument here. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! When will that be? I'm Santa Claus! Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute.

• If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right.
• Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.
• Oh right. I forgot about the battle.

Kif might! Pansy. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. You're going to do his laundry? I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.